Reason #7 Why I was late for my post

I still got here before you uploaded bro. It's a win.

Nobody gets it.

For some reason the 'New' uploader isn't working. If it wasn't for my astounding perseverance the would be no update today. Although as I am typing this an error has popped up behind the title. What is happening?

Do you guitar hero or do you rockband?

True story.

@Nemesis: Dude, I kick ass at not missing deadlines. (It's been two weeks since I missed a deadline!) You should buy me a car for being this awesome at not missing deadlines... I bet our fan/follower person would agree with me.

Touche

Ok so I can miss deadlines too, it seems. Oh and it's supposed to be a donor 'box'... but if you have to explain it... etc.

A rush of blood to the ted

Brick: "I killed a guy with a trident."
Ron: "I saw that Brick. I have been meaning to talk to you about it. You might wanna lay low for a while."

Now you know!

Waffle Iron

Double posting madness!
What kind of voodoo is this? It must be a Wednesday. So just this once, and only because I feel guilty for putting my pardner on the spot, I will pretend he posted the last one. Shhhhh.

I'm Onto You!

This is fact. He can try and deny the decal on his PJ's too, but we all know the truth now. We know now buddy, we KNOW.

The best things in life

As if you needed more proof... Unfortunately this couldn't work with beer. Why? Deers are just too cool.

A real pity since I had already drawn the beer bottle.

Why dogs are awesome

The most fantastically worst post to hit the site. (So I win at bad posts, now to win at great posts...)

It's So Relative!

Einstein's chaos theory

This is the first post from the other guy in this great cartooning battle.

A note on this: The chaos theory (concept made famous by Albert Einstein) is basically explained as follows. If some event is to happen an infinite amount of times, then any outcome is possible at least one of those times. (i.e. If you could punch a lama in the face an infinite amount of times, then it is entirely possible, that one of the times you punch it, it won't give you sad lama eyes... it might turn into a pink army tank instead.)
Seriously, it's a scientific concept. Look it up!

@Nemisis/Opponent/OtherOtherGuy: Suck my first post! (Yeah, it needs quite a bit of cleaning up. but technically, I am supposed to be working, not having fun.)

This had better be good...

Now I'm not saying my opponent doesn't have a good excuse for not posting on his Sunday deadline. I am merely hinting at what might constitute a half-way decent excuse.

First blood, minus any actual blood